Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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