love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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