love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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