I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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