i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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