and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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