When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
