He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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