I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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