No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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