oh god the rape fog is back!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's official drugs can't kill me
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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