I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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