You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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