check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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