you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I need moral support for this bender
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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