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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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