Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
