It's Friday. Sex?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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