No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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