jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
third nipple confirmed
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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