At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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