Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
