About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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