Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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