I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I look better un-naked...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
FUCK WHALES
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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