How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
