Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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