yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
