whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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