My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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