Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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