Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize