there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Can I color on your dick again?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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