question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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