She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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