let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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