Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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