I'm going to jail i love you
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
so much tequila, so little girl.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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