you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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