One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
