Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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