If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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