You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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