Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I want a musical about memes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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