stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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