i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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