fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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