I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He kissed a someone with a penis
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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