i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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