i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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