it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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