I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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